Yeshka
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Post by Yeshka on Oct 10, 2013 2:10:01 GMT
"Odd man out huh? hmmm I think that's a bit cruel sticking someone as the odd one out" Sona shows a little personal experience as she makes the comment. "I think it be best to keep doing what we do best accept and move on"
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grr
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Post by grr on Oct 10, 2013 2:10:07 GMT
grr walks in with a smile a beer a coon cap and a new fox skin cape grr grrr grrr grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrg grrrrrrrrrrrrrr aaaa i do so love hunting the spoils are so fun to play with and the meat is good to eat Add Attachment
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Post by Mordenkaiken's Guinevere on Oct 10, 2013 2:13:16 GMT
"Oh, me apologies Sona. That's not what I meant. I mean if everyone is odd, then who is the odd man out? Or should it be even man out? Ho, ho, ho. I think I fried my brain trying to think of new concepts for gizmos and what nots. Ho, ho, ho."
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Yeshka
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Post by Yeshka on Oct 10, 2013 2:18:36 GMT
clearing her throat and taking a breath "it is quite alright i see where you were going with that but if we have an even man he hasnt joined us yet and if he does i fear what his standard is?" she pauses seeing she is being to serious again " anyways about those clockworks of yours when you can build them do you think you could build some that could run this" it's clearly an attempt to change the subject. Sona pulls out another nice scroll from her bag depicting some very interesting seige weapons.
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Post by Mordenkaiken's Guinevere on Oct 10, 2013 2:24:33 GMT
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Yeshka
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Post by Yeshka on Oct 10, 2013 2:29:04 GMT
Sona stops looks at grrr and starts taking deep breaths to avoid breaking out in immediate laughter at the big orc; either way he goes she wont be able to hold her amusement for long.
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grr
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Post by grr on Oct 10, 2013 2:32:57 GMT
grr does not understand why all the small thanks are making funny faces at hem so he sits down and eats and drinks some food
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Post by Mordenkaiken's Guinevere on Oct 10, 2013 2:43:22 GMT
Claus and Sona exchanged glances. They guffawed like there's no tomorrow. Claus rolled on the floor laughing. Sona knew that this is payback for the bathing incident.
"Well, Sona. Now ye know what happens if ye belong to me naughty list. Ho, ho, ho."
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Yeshka
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Post by Yeshka on Oct 10, 2013 2:52:35 GMT
"oh yes unfortunately i don't think he understands the joke just quite or he might even see it as a compliment" Sona grins "maybe it will throw the other orcs off when we head off to fight them"
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Post by gortrix on Oct 10, 2013 3:00:30 GMT
bahaha good on ye boy...wear it proud!! Gortrix changes to Dwarven.."Thats what you get ya stinky orc from buying from a dwarf ya ugly greenskin."
Back in common and tone so kind and gentle...ye got a mighty breastplate ye did there Master Orc. Ye have a breastplate from the finest of crafters in the land. Tis true the hawks recommend this shop to all their friends. Tis be the standard..Also people come all the way from blackwater just to gaze upon the craftmanship of Master Claus.
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Post by Mordenkaiken's Guinevere on Oct 10, 2013 3:02:19 GMT
"Ho, ho, ho. If fellow orcish barbarians catch a glimpse of our lady here, they'll all go crazy with bloodlust. More lust in their little brains and more blood to pump and engorge their manhood, cutting at each other's throats to see who gets to impregnate Grr. Ho, ho, ho."
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grr
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Post by grr on Oct 10, 2013 3:07:17 GMT
grr just now gitting the joke looks down and sees the breasts in hes armorer he then picks up a one of hes meaty fists and starts to pound on hes chest till the breasts in the armor are nothing more than concaved circles
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Post by Mordenkaiken's Guinevere on Oct 10, 2013 3:19:11 GMT
Claus and Sona laughed so hard at Grr's futile attempts to pound the breast flat. "Silly orc, that's made of adamantine, the hardest metal in all realms."
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grr
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Post by grr on Oct 10, 2013 3:32:12 GMT
grr picks up the heavyist thing he can find and goes into a calm rage and starts to form a rithum that sounds like some one is working in a forge hammering metal
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Post by Mordenkaiken's Guinevere on Oct 10, 2013 3:43:01 GMT
Claus marveled at the Savage orc's incredible strength. "Drat rabid orc sure knows how to remind us why we're happy he's on our side of the battlefield. Unfortunately for him, he's just wasting his time. I've been known to make the finest armors in my clan. I built that one in two days. It took me 4 hours to finish the armor and the rest on adding the boobs and making sure ye can't flatten them out."
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