grr
The Band of the Hawk
Posts: 31
|
Post by grr on Oct 10, 2013 3:46:08 GMT
grr just keeps wailing and wailing finely gitting the nipple on the right boob to go in a bit seeing this gives the orc new found hope and he starts to hit harder and harder
|
|
Yeshka
The Band of the Hawk
Posts: 89
|
Post by Yeshka on Oct 10, 2013 4:11:48 GMT
sona stops and looks at the rock the orc is bashing the adamantine with "hey thats for my bullets you fool stop bashing my adamantine round like that why if it wasn't for that rock of ore you would never get the damn nipple off this life time" she stares angry as the orc bashs adamantine against adamantine and its the only reason he be able to put a dent in the nipple.
|
|
|
Post by Mordenkaiken's Guinevere on Oct 10, 2013 4:20:55 GMT
Claus heard what Sona said but seemed to be unperturbed. After exerting much effort, Grr managed to dent the armor a bit. When Grr rested from exhaustion, Santa Claus approached him and cast a mending spell on the armor, making it good as new.
"Ho, ho, ho. Tis futile what yer doing Grr. I will never let anyone mar the quality of my workmanship."
|
|
|
Post by gortrix on Oct 10, 2013 4:48:11 GMT
"In Dwaren" Buhahaha That il teach the greenskin bastard for being unappreciative of our fine craften. We spent many a fine hour craften that plate there. It be tough as nails and twice as sturdy. It will keep on keepen on even when ye be buried of old age ye orc.
In common" Now wha I was sayen Master Orc. Tis but a shame ye be denten that fine craft. Its magical see. Tis true as I have me beard. If you go into battle with dem breasts on your breastplate the enemy will fear ye mighty awful and run in terror. Tis truer than the day my mother told me I wasnt a halfling. Dang lieing hag had always told me I was just big boned. Ancestors shame me. I lived a life of a Halfling until she did told. Been on a quest to find me doom ever since. And if I got such a fine equipment such as that id wear it everyday..maybe even get a free drink tryin to explain that when I visit the pub. Maybe a couple wenches might like a man secure with ye manhood. Now off you go grr. Fight and kill things.
"in dwarven" sum then just aint right wit dat boy there. He be a bit off in his head aye Master Claus?
|
|
Yeshka
The Band of the Hawk
Posts: 89
|
Post by Yeshka on Oct 10, 2013 4:55:28 GMT
Sona laughs "my that be too much for most things to fight.but i prefer to avoid the normal reachs of those who wish me harm not all believe im blessed with blood of a celestial"
|
|
|
Post by Mordenkaiken's Guinevere on Oct 10, 2013 5:04:04 GMT
"But we do milady. Certainly, we might have here an unspoken rule - To embrace differences and equality fer all." Claus hastily jot down what he thought is a really ingenious saying on his little book.
|
|
|
Post by bluedcruz on Oct 10, 2013 5:14:09 GMT
Their conversation was cut when Lady Ewanko arrived. "Master Claus, my sources have told me there is a lead we can follow in unearthing the secrets to Golem making. I will talk to you more about it once I am able to decipher more about the ancient parchment sent to me. I might also ask yer aid in making a sturdy adamantine full plate armor."
|
|
|
Post by Artorius on Oct 10, 2013 7:06:33 GMT
Upon hearing the loud orc wails Artorius walks over to investigate the disturbing sound. Upon arriving at the source of the commotion he is struck with the most bizarre sight. He blinks several times to once again see a huge disgusting green male orc with armor bearing massive mammary glands. Artorius is simply dumbfounded by this sight and begins laughing upon seeing the other three people roar with laughter.
|
|
|
Post by Mordenkaiken's Guinevere on Oct 10, 2013 22:47:51 GMT
Claus hearty laugh stopped when Ewanko mentioned something about 'secret' and 'golems', two of some of his most favorite words. "Ho, ho, ho. Well, as much as I enjoyed this, time fer me to go to work."
"Lead the way, Lady Ewanko."
|
|
|
Post by gortrix on Oct 11, 2013 1:34:21 GMT
Gortrix stays in dwarven
Ahh its Madam Ewanka, its good ta see ye ma'am. Tis a good day when you be around. Your dwarvish is so good it almost reminds me of me home. Ahh..well ye guys study dem texts well. If I know the ancestors by my beard they will make sure it be hard to read it.
|
|
|
Post by bluedcruz on Oct 11, 2013 1:37:16 GMT
Everyone who can see Claus and Ewanko talking saw the plans and designs being carefully arranged and stowed away, as if by some invisible being.
"As I was saying, they were able to explore an ancient ruin. That's where they found some parchments that they wanted deciphered. They commissioned me to do it and it so happened to be about the secrets to golem making." This brought a big smile in Ewanko's face.
|
|
Yeshka
The Band of the Hawk
Posts: 89
|
Post by Yeshka on Oct 11, 2013 1:39:45 GMT
hearing the laughter of the new comer Sona stops turns and not one kind to those taking subtle entrances has her rifle in her hand and says "oh sorry force of habit umm but i am not quite familiar with you you come her for something particular from the smiths or umm did you need the muscles help" sona slings the weapon back over her shoulder slowly compared to how quickly it was drawn and as she states muscles she point to the poor orc who one can imagine is still pouting about the boobplate.
|
|
|
Post by Artorius on Oct 11, 2013 4:03:05 GMT
With arms crossed Artorius eyes the rifle and calmly steps forward, and he introduces himself to the group as Artorius half-elven a new comer to the land of the hawks. He goes onto to say, "I was walking down the street and heard some commotion and was curious as to what the source of the noise was." Quickly glancing around the blacksmith's wares he says, "unfortunately I am not a very rich person and I doubt I can afford any of the fine wares that Claus can offer. And goes on to ask who everyone is and what is there to do in the city? Artorius glances once again at the misfortune boobplate smirks, and shakes his head again.
|
|
|
Post by Mordenkaiken's Guinevere on Oct 11, 2013 5:06:49 GMT
"Well met, Artorius. If ye prove yerself a true comrade of the band of the hawks, I might make ye one fer free. Ye just need to make sure ye don't get included in me naughty list," Claus remarked while glancing towards the boob plated Orc.
|
|
|
Post by Artorius on Oct 11, 2013 7:42:08 GMT
With a smile Artorius says to Claus, "Master blacksmith, that is a mighty promise that I greatly appreciate and I will do my best to remain on the nice list, I assure you that I have no intentions of turning into that." Artorius proceeds to point at the boob-plated orc.
|
|