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Post by Mordenkaiken's Guinevere on Oct 6, 2013 14:25:08 GMT
"Ho, ho, ho. Hey pig-face." Claus hollered at Grr. The feral orc gave the dwarven forgemaster the look. He looked from side to side. He then shoved his finger to his chest, as if asking the cleric in a simple sign language whether he is talking to him. "Yes, you oversized oaf with nuts fer brains. Come here." Claus pointed at the huge orc and motioned with his hands to get the orc to come to him. The savage orc complied. "Tell ye what," whispered Claus. "Ye be a good boy and take a very long, flowery-scented, antiseptic bath and I'll make ye a really sturdy adamantine agile breastplate. How does that sound?" The orcish brute nods his head enthusiastically. Too enthusiastically. He bobbed his head so many times and so fast he got crazy dizzy. Claus motioned to several helpers. "Go clean up our orc friend here. Use all the antiseptic we have and perfume if needed to remove that awful stench."
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Post by grr on Oct 6, 2013 14:51:53 GMT
*grrr grrrrrg ggggggrrr grgrgg gggrgrrrr gggrrrrrrr rrrrrrg grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
if its offends you all to this point i might go jump in the river.
is their a lake near by the walk to the rivers a long one i dont want to make.
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Post by Mordenkaiken's Guinevere on Oct 6, 2013 15:47:35 GMT
After talking to the two helpers, he found Grr wandering aimlessly around, as if looking for something. Claus brought him to the helpers so he can take a bath. "Remember, after all this is done, I 'll make ye the hardest armor you've ever worn. Ye'll be invincible, ye'll laugh at the monsters' pathetic attempts at landing a mortal blow on ye. Be a good kid and go with the helpers. Ye don't want to be in my naughty list, ye know."
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Post by grr on Oct 6, 2013 22:45:16 GMT
*grrr grr grrrrrrrrrr grrrrrrrrrrrrr grrrrrrrrrrr grrrrrrgrgrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrg ggggggggggrggggrggrgrgrgrgrg*
I had better git that armor or i will rip ya limb from limb mister claus. for an orc is nothing without hes musk and i will be damned if i lose it of some crying babys.
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Post by Mordenkaiken's Guinevere on Oct 7, 2013 0:10:30 GMT
Claus gave a very heartily laugh, one that shook his belly vigorously. "Ho, ho, ho. Now there's one mean fighting machine I'm glad that is on our side. Don't ye worry about yer needs fer armor and weapons. Me goal is to outfit ye with the best ones we have, to the best of my ability. So swear Sandragon Tabletopper Claus. Ho, ho, ho."
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Post by Aegis Gram on Oct 7, 2013 0:36:41 GMT
" Better to smell of blood, shit , and Steel then just shit. Now lets take him down river. The faster it all gets to the ocean the better. " Aegis Half joked.
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Post by Mordenkaiken's Guinevere on Oct 7, 2013 0:55:06 GMT
Claus eyes popped out. This happens whenever he has an awesome idea - awesome being a relative word. "wait, I remember having made a sort of contraption we might need for this occasion. A few hours later, he came back with a strange device. Atop a wheeled cart is a metal cylinder with a movable lever jutting out on top. Two tubes made of rubber are connected to the cylinder, one is much longer and has a metal cone head at the end. He plunged the other tube into a nearby lake and then started moving the lever up and down. He asked Gortrex to continue pumping the lever. The rubbery hose seemed to come alive, like a snake on its death throes. Claus quickly grabbed the hose and sprayed water on Grr's body.
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Post by grr on Oct 7, 2013 1:49:35 GMT
grr starts runnning as the cold water hes he body making a mud and blood comes off of the orcs skin all any can hear coming from the orc as he starts to run is *giirrrglle grrrrrrr girrgle * with an angry tone in hes voice
*translation* you cold bastards
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Post by Yeshka on Oct 7, 2013 2:03:28 GMT
as grr is running sona and two of the bar patrons (who were promised a good drink) jump out of the corner in front of grr as he flees the water and blast him with three buckets the first being a strong powder soap made from ash scented with simple weeds to keep a scent down, the second a strong acohol disinfectant the third thrown by sona herself is an array of ground flowers to keep him smelling nice and sweet like spring. " woo got him just need to get the heck outta here" she says as she uses her wings to jump and fly well out of the orcs reach.
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Post by grr on Oct 7, 2013 2:16:00 GMT
grr runs for the hose grabs and wrestles it from mr.claus after with he turns it on sona * ha ha ha ha GRRRGRRRGRRRGRGR GGRGRGGGGRRRRR*
this will teach you to make me smell like a pansy and every one else is next lets see how you like it.
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Post by Mordenkaiken's Guinevere on Oct 7, 2013 2:20:12 GMT
Claus motioned to Gortrex to stop pumping water. Grr was dumbfounded when no more water is coming out of the hose. He peeked inside the hose. At that moment, Claus hollered in Dwarven, "Pump it up Gortrex." And that's how Grr got to have his face washed.
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Post by grr on Oct 7, 2013 2:32:07 GMT
iiiirrrrrg girgle grrrrrrglee grrrrg taking the hose from hes face he turns it on the clause *grrrrrrgrrrrrrrrrggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggrrrrrrgrrrrrrgrrrrrg* how do you like it ya bearded traitor and now that i can see how to work it its my turn
after dousing the the clause in water grr jumps on the cart and trys to take control of it
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Post by Yeshka on Oct 7, 2013 2:45:00 GMT
still rising in the air sona's feet get caught by the stream before the house stops pumping and the orc gets a face full of water "whew good thing just my boots they'll break in easier now" sona finds a nice high watch point to point and laugh at the orc more.
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Post by grr on Oct 7, 2013 2:51:53 GMT
grr climbs up the cart and knocks the dwarf pumping with one hand and aiming the hose in the other *GRRRRGRRGRGGGGGGGGGGGGRRR GGRR RRGLR GGRRLGR GRRRR*
i am the master of the water magic now ha ha ha ha ha HAHAHAHAHA you will all fear me as tryes to douse every one in water this is why you dont mess with an orc claus man
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Post by Yeshka on Oct 7, 2013 3:04:26 GMT
as grr hops into the cart sona draws her rifle and waits for him to start pumping before shooting a hole in the source hose ending the amusement for grr before he can even have some "sorry bismo but you dont get any cart time especially since you just mangled the pump you fool" the lever on the pump is warped and bent from grrs strength and the whole has a hole in it from a well place bullet.
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