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Post by Aegis Gram on Oct 6, 2013 1:43:37 GMT
" And some of us make might of our magic. " Aegis yelled over the dwarfish drinking song that was playing." And Welcome yer slayerness. Are you the one from the old tales or did your parents have good taste in names?" As the song changed a smile lit his face. " I love this one. Come on you bastards and join in." He leaped on to the table and swung his tankard to the song. www.youtube.com/watch?v=17IsfhAY_E0
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Post by grr on Oct 6, 2013 1:54:29 GMT
*girr comes in with a keg of mead and sits down and drinks it*
*finishes*
BBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
grrr grrr grrrrrrrrrrrrrr grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr grrrr grrgrgr grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr grrrrrrrrrrrrrrg grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
*aaaa this mead this is great is it a honey mead is is made with berrys i must git some food hunting does work up a strong hunger.
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Post by grr on Oct 6, 2013 1:57:35 GMT
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Post by Aegis Gram on Oct 6, 2013 2:02:37 GMT
Aegis stairs dumfounded at the orc singing before him. He almost went t engage him when he noticed the words " Hawk do not kill" written on the creatures forehead. it also said to call him Grrr or Bizmo.
" um welcome?"
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Post by grr on Oct 6, 2013 2:12:14 GMT
*ggrrrgggggrrrrrrrggggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggrggrgrgggggggggggggrrrrgrgrgrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggrrrrr*
aaaa your aegis your leader told me about you your the man who can merge with beasts you make at will.
its nice to meet you.
*the large orc extends hes hand is freind ship*
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Post by Mordenkaiken's Guinevere on Oct 6, 2013 2:12:46 GMT
"Ho, ho, ho. That's the most horrible sound I heard that is actually in tune." And Santa tries to sing along.
"Come Gortrex, Ewanko, Sona, Aegis, Kerzer. Ts be a challenge to sing this savage's song."
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Post by Yeshka on Oct 6, 2013 2:17:18 GMT
Sona's face just goes blank and staring at the orc and it's forehead hmmm "well I guess it is on our side but it does not seem capable of speech the poor thing" she then catches the scent of the feral beast "oh dear Iomedea what in Urgathoa's pits has this orc been rolling in it makes zombies smell like sunshine and flowers!"
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Post by Mordenkaiken's Guinevere on Oct 6, 2013 2:21:34 GMT
"Ho, ho, ho. Linium's sacred lighthammer, he does exude a stench from the deepest pits of hell. I guess we just need to bring him when we face the vampire threat and kill them with his overwhelming, omnipowerful scent. Ho, ho, ho."
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Post by Yeshka on Oct 6, 2013 2:30:06 GMT
"I think rubbing him in garlic would work that smell carries but I think it would be cruel and unusual to whoever be assigned the task. I think it be best to douse him in water a powder soap and douse him in mead just so he alcohol can disinfect anything that might be on him" sona starts stepping awayfrom the orc fully sobered by the scent. other bar guests start stepping back as well.
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Post by grr on Oct 6, 2013 2:43:36 GMT
*grr grr grrgrgr grgrgggrrr grrrrrr gggrrrr ggrrrgrr grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr grgrgrgrrrrrrrrr*
aaaaaaa i dont stink that bad ya high born hag i just had a bath 4 months ago.
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Post by Yeshka on Oct 6, 2013 3:03:59 GMT
" I... I think i offended it, i didn't think it could comprehend well i guess he is a little smarter then we thought although i dont belive his perception is all that great if he is truly offended by us telling him he smells bad" Sona begins walking off to get the general store to prepare the bath on the orc " well come along bismo we got work to do and umm aegis dwarves can I get a hand with this I don't think I can bring myself to touch him it would be nice if we had a mage who could prestidigitize him save us from whats to come"
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Post by Mordenkaiken's Guinevere on Oct 6, 2013 3:52:32 GMT
"Ho, ho, ho. We could bring him to Ewanko. She might have a cantrip to solve yer worries." Claus took a deep sniff and almost passed out. But then again, where is the fun in that? Ho, ho, ho. Let us give him a mud bath first. I think he will like that."
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Post by grr on Oct 6, 2013 7:19:23 GMT
*geerg grrrglr ggrrrg grrrrr rrrg grrr grrglrg grrgl gggrtl grrrrrrrrrr*
you cultured creatures are picky the smell is not that big your all big baby throw me in a river why dont you.
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Post by gortrix on Oct 6, 2013 8:43:16 GMT
Hmm well...Its a bloody orc!! what do ye expect it to smell of?? Roses and pixie farts..by my beard ive not met an orc that smelled any better than that..but then again I never met an orc i didnt try killing right afterwards. hahah.... I wonder if there is any big Orc warbosses out there? It may be a worthy doom facing one of his sort. Hmm then again my ancestors might not take kindly to me being killed by a simple orc...Hmm..have to find something bigger and meaner and a lot more stinkier...haha...tis but a smell..Kind of like that smell in the halflings district. Smells nice...this is the smell of the orc. huhu ha ha. Get ye an education smelling it so you know it in the forest..huhu..might even get closer to smell it better. Mind this lessons humans...huhu..wonder if there is any long ears here. I would enjoy the look on those high and mighty elves getting a wiff of that..or let alone me. hahahahaaaa
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Post by bluedcruz on Oct 6, 2013 13:41:37 GMT
Ewanko smiled at the dwarven brute's remarks. "Like what Master Klaus, I can use a simple cantrip to clean him up. She took a big whiff of the orc's uber powerful musk and nearly died. "We might need magic on the epic scale to take care of the stench though."
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