Post by A. Joe on Sept 2, 2013 19:55:53 GMT
Background Story:
DeNu'ghets are race of sentient processed food. Long time ago, a great cataclysmic event occurred in a Godly kitchen in era long forgotten by (almost) all mortal chefs. In this time, only the Gods allowed to feast on cooked food. The Godly kitchen also known as the Hell's Kitchen by some sages and scholars, because failing to please the Gods will result in forced retirement on the spot. They will stripped you of your apron while belittling you with numerous morale crushing insults before they send you packing.
In this fearsome kitchen, stands one God of evil head chef who watches over the lesser chefs with keen eyes and deadly critiques that could make a baby cries just by listening to it (nay make that million of babies). He is known to mortal as Gorge Ramses.
Day by day, Gorge is getting sick with his underlings incompetence and decided to take matters into his own hands; he enchanted the food in the kitchen to process themselves! Imagine halibut fish meat cooks and seasoned its own part before presenting itself to the dining Gods!
But alas Gorge made a fatal mistake when he tried to enchanted the nuggets. The magic failed because nuggets already processed to begin with, so instead of giving it construct like qualities, Gorge accidentally enchanted the nuggets with sentience!
The new born race, at first, serve willingly and accept to be eaten by the Gods, for it is the greatest of honors to be consumed by the immortal Gods and in a way join to their divinity. However, the nuggets soon realized that they were not in fact join with the divine permanently, as it turns out that even a God needs to take a dump. A fate considered to be the worst of fates, eaten only to be turned into a pile of useless feces (in reality these godly wastes have become sentient just like the nuggets, but that is a story for another time).
The nuggets ran from the kitchen, fighting for their freedom before eventually arrived in the mortal plane. Their success is partly because they are rather insignificant and not many Godly chefs willing to waste their time chasing rebelling processed foods. There are more fishes to fry at the kitchen.
The nuggets changed their name into DeNu'ghet in hope to deter predators and cover up their shameful past. They are now a race in hiding and always on the move, because one will never knows if they will stumble upon a man with a bottle of ketchup but no nuggets to chew.
Race: DeNu'ghet
Type:
Construct (but they don't really get any of the benefits, just the name. Unfortunately, any effects that target construct in a negative way, affects DeNu'ghet as well.... sucks to be them) (0RP)
Humanoid (fried) (0RP): DeNu'ghets are mostly humanoid. Although some are shaped like animals because kids love that.
Outsider (native) (3RP): They do, kinda, sort of, came from outside material plane. Meh.
Size: Tiny (4RP): They're smaller than tiny actually. You can pick them with two fingers, omnomnomnom.
Speed: Super Slow (-10RP): What did you say? nothing slower than Slow category on the race builder? Of fine, I'll just put Slow here (-1RP)
Ability score: (Even Greater Weakness) (-10RP): Being nothing but flimsy nugget, DeNu'ghet takes -4 to Str, -2 to Dex and -2 to Con. Hmm, they're rather dumb as well so -2 to Int. A bit paranoid and without common sense lets add -2 to Cha and -2 to Wis as well.
Oh you can forget about point buy system, they don't get any and never will. You don't roll their ability score either, the GM roll it for you with 3d6 for each score. The GM roll it twice and picks up the lowest.
Edible: DeNu'ghets are edible, you just need to heat them first.
Magical Novelty: DeNu'ghets were created by magic but they cannot cast any spell or spell like ability, not even from magic items.
Not a hero, not even a side-kick: DeNu'ghets cannot take any classes except NPC classes. Wait forget that, they cannot take any classes except the Commoner.
Xenophobic language (0RP): DeNu'ghet starts with their own language, the Nu'ghetan. They can never learn any language. The only other language they can speak is Common, but only the following words: "Eat Me!"
DeNu'ghets are race of sentient processed food. Long time ago, a great cataclysmic event occurred in a Godly kitchen in era long forgotten by (almost) all mortal chefs. In this time, only the Gods allowed to feast on cooked food. The Godly kitchen also known as the Hell's Kitchen by some sages and scholars, because failing to please the Gods will result in forced retirement on the spot. They will stripped you of your apron while belittling you with numerous morale crushing insults before they send you packing.
In this fearsome kitchen, stands one God of evil head chef who watches over the lesser chefs with keen eyes and deadly critiques that could make a baby cries just by listening to it (nay make that million of babies). He is known to mortal as Gorge Ramses.
Day by day, Gorge is getting sick with his underlings incompetence and decided to take matters into his own hands; he enchanted the food in the kitchen to process themselves! Imagine halibut fish meat cooks and seasoned its own part before presenting itself to the dining Gods!
But alas Gorge made a fatal mistake when he tried to enchanted the nuggets. The magic failed because nuggets already processed to begin with, so instead of giving it construct like qualities, Gorge accidentally enchanted the nuggets with sentience!
The new born race, at first, serve willingly and accept to be eaten by the Gods, for it is the greatest of honors to be consumed by the immortal Gods and in a way join to their divinity. However, the nuggets soon realized that they were not in fact join with the divine permanently, as it turns out that even a God needs to take a dump. A fate considered to be the worst of fates, eaten only to be turned into a pile of useless feces (in reality these godly wastes have become sentient just like the nuggets, but that is a story for another time).
The nuggets ran from the kitchen, fighting for their freedom before eventually arrived in the mortal plane. Their success is partly because they are rather insignificant and not many Godly chefs willing to waste their time chasing rebelling processed foods. There are more fishes to fry at the kitchen.
The nuggets changed their name into DeNu'ghet in hope to deter predators and cover up their shameful past. They are now a race in hiding and always on the move, because one will never knows if they will stumble upon a man with a bottle of ketchup but no nuggets to chew.
Race: DeNu'ghet
Type:
Construct (but they don't really get any of the benefits, just the name. Unfortunately, any effects that target construct in a negative way, affects DeNu'ghet as well.... sucks to be them) (0RP)
Humanoid (fried) (0RP): DeNu'ghets are mostly humanoid. Although some are shaped like animals because kids love that.
Outsider (native) (3RP): They do, kinda, sort of, came from outside material plane. Meh.
Size: Tiny (4RP): They're smaller than tiny actually. You can pick them with two fingers, omnomnomnom.
Speed: Super Slow (-10RP): What did you say? nothing slower than Slow category on the race builder? Of fine, I'll just put Slow here (-1RP)
Ability score: (Even Greater Weakness) (-10RP): Being nothing but flimsy nugget, DeNu'ghet takes -4 to Str, -2 to Dex and -2 to Con. Hmm, they're rather dumb as well so -2 to Int. A bit paranoid and without common sense lets add -2 to Cha and -2 to Wis as well.
Oh you can forget about point buy system, they don't get any and never will. You don't roll their ability score either, the GM roll it for you with 3d6 for each score. The GM roll it twice and picks up the lowest.
Edible: DeNu'ghets are edible, you just need to heat them first.
Magical Novelty: DeNu'ghets were created by magic but they cannot cast any spell or spell like ability, not even from magic items.
Not a hero, not even a side-kick: DeNu'ghets cannot take any classes except NPC classes. Wait forget that, they cannot take any classes except the Commoner.
Xenophobic language (0RP): DeNu'ghet starts with their own language, the Nu'ghetan. They can never learn any language. The only other language they can speak is Common, but only the following words: "Eat Me!"